Monday, December 14
An Inconvenient Cupcake
I'm realizing that I eat a lot of shit that I don't actually like. Sweets, cookies, anything with frosting, Chinese food, crappy Italian fare. I don't know why I'm always so chill about eating garbage that isn't good for me when I don't even particularly enjoy it. Sure, every now and again I will legitimately crave a brownie or something sweet, but that's like once a month, tops.
So, this is my proclamation: Fuck your cupcakes. That shit is gross. And I'm going to stop eating things I don't really like or enjoy, too. That's a sure way to get sick and fat and cancer probably, too, so I may as well just stop now. My same shopping rules now apply to meals: If I don't love it, then I won't buy it/eat it.
I do really like baking, though, so if anyone else would like for me to fatten them up (dads excluded) then you're welcome to stop by and hang out while I whip up something I hate.
Food! It's complicated.