Tuesday, March 9

A conversation I just had with myself at 2 a.m. while fixing a study snack.

You should get some grapes.
I don't want to eat grapes.
But you should get some anyway.
Nah, I'm just gonna have this focaccia.
But you can't eat that whole loaf of focaccia.
Why not?
Because you'll get fat you moron.
I'll just have some. But I still don't want any grapes.
You're not seeing my point here: with grapes, you can eat as many as you like.
Because it's like negative calories, right?
That's not a real thing.
But I want it to be.
Get the fucking grapes.

I have exactly 12 hours to write a paper. I haven't written a lick. LETS GO!

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