Conversations I had with boys borrowing my lighters today.
BoyA: Can I borrow your lighter?
BoyA: Yeah, my room mate's into pyrotechnics so..
Me: ...so...he has a lot of fireworks..?
BoyA: No well like..he likes fire so he's always stealing them from me.
Me: Oh. Okay.
BoyA: Okay thanks! See ya!
BoyB: You got a light over here?
BoyB: That's the greenest grass I've seen in a long time.
BoyB: Okay, thanks a lot.
Good hustle, boys.