Wednesday, April 28

Conversations I had with boys borrowing my lighters today.

BoyA: Can I borrow your lighter?
Me: Sure.
BoyA: Yeah, my room mate's into pyrotechnics so..
Me: ...so...he has a lot of fireworks..?
BoyA: No well like..he likes fire so he's always stealing them from me.
Me: Oh. Okay.
BoyA: Okay thanks! See ya!

BoyB: You got a light over here?
Me: Sure.
BoyB: That's the greenest grass I've seen in a long time.
Me: Yeah...
BoyB: Okay, thanks a lot.


Good hustle, boys.

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