Saturday, August 6

Short Short Story

My first wife, Beth, is a simple woman. She is calm, frugal and gentle. My second wife, Mimi, is a bit more spirited. She loves the finer things in life. Our family was growing rapidly when both of my wives became pregnant in August, so I sought a new way to get everyone around town that didn't involve multiple vehicles (Beth does not drive). After a few weeks of searching I found the perfect thing: a used stretch limousine. I was certain both of my girls would be pleased, (Beth with the smart deal and Mimi with the luxuriousness) but I was wrong.

(Based on something I actually saw.)

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